Your Next Slice of Watermelon Could Be Your Last!

HAHA! Craziest sarcastic post on Facebook by some an angry lady today… “Women who eat watermelon compared to mayo are twice as likely to have premature kids”

SAD THING IS… it doesn’t even begin to cover the all of the serious issues that come with Eating Watermelon… For example…

There’s polyuria (peeing a lot), sticky fingers and messy face, dripping watermelon juice on your nice shirt… and perhaps one of the most serious complications: Growing a watermelon plant out of your belly button!

Get your facts straight… these health complications can happen to anyone who eats watermelon… not just women… and even if a person eats mayo all of the time.. and indulges even once in a 4th of July slice of watermelon they are putting themselves in grave danger.

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Published in: on July 17, 2010 at 3:02 am  Leave a Comment  

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